Tell me I have good eyebrows

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via manda)

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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via stuckindysphoria)

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laureninlilly:

thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

Keep calm and be fluffy omg

laureninlilly:

thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

Keep calm and be fluffy omg

(via stuckindysphoria)

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If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

(via terrible-teresaaa)

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yourlittlemixedgal:

Your life isn’t permanent. Invest your energy into things that can make you feel, love, and physically touch.. Like a partner.

yourlittlemixedgal:

Your life isn’t permanent. Invest your energy into things that can make you feel, love, and physically touch.. Like a partner.

(Source: ari-yella, via niicoe)

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liquid-logic:

I want hot rough sex but also I want cute loving cuddles do you see my problem

(via a-concrete-rose)

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oknope:

that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……

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(via lulz-time)

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A Message to My Followers and Everyone Else That Ever Reads This (#127: February 3, 2014)   (via forebidden)

(Source: write2014, via luv-leeee)

You deserve the kind of love you would give someone else.
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